tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
remember in primary school when everyone had connector pens and if u had a pack with 100+ you were the coolest kid because u could make stuff like
i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
Apparently no male has ever been a customer at baskin robbins
|Student:||Why is it so cold in here, miss?|
|Me:||The room reflects the current temperature of my heart.|
|Moffat:||You should flirt with Clara|
|Capaldi:||NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.|
|Capaldi:||The doctor should flirt-|
|Capaldi:||WITH A DINOSAUR.|
what a nice catsnake