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apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

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baracknobama:

remember in primary school when everyone had connector pens and if u had a pack with 100+ you were the coolest kid because u could make stuff like image

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allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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indigesti0n:

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

Apparently no male has ever been a customer at baskin robbins

Student:Why is it so cold in here, miss?
Me:The room reflects the current temperature of my heart.
Moffat:You should flirt with Clara
Capaldi:NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.
Moffat:Wait wha-
Capaldi:The doctor should flirt-
Moffat:I don't-
Capaldi:WITH A DINOSAUR.
Moffat:Um
Capaldi:*whispers* dinosauuur.

surprisebitch:

there are 3 types of people

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